There once was this guy who had the worst luck in the world and didn’t know it. Every time he ran something made him fall, always even when he’s doin a light jog the world just trips him. But one day he had the most unlucky day ever. His alarm went off at 2:00 am instead 6:30 his house’s thermostat was down to negative 10 degrees every mirror in the house broke he was absolutely perplexed he had no clue what to do. So he stormed out of his house to try and find anything to keep him warm so he tried to get in his car, his car battery died so he had to go on foot. He tried to jog but tripped tried to run and fell on his head so he had to walk. After 30 minutes he got to the store, inside the store was ice cream cold packs and ice there was nothing warm but there was a car battery so he went to check but when he went to pay he forgot his wallet but slightly after he woke up in his bed.